merry christmas, to our studios to your homes
Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.
Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!
How am I both of these people
this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕
like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull
“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up
THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO
THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD
this guy can now do whatever the hell he wants in traffic and nobody can get mad at him
i really hope that all 33k people who reblogged this know that i was serious as hell
thatgirlwiththememes